Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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