Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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