on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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