fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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