what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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