Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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