you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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