you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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