it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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