Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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