M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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