id be glad to
handjob tips. give me some.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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