So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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