she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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