i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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