Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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