tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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