please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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