brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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