pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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