Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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