Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize