Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I could fuck to npr.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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