when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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