i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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