is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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