you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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