I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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