dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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