I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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