I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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