oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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