you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
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Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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