Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You dont lie about slip and slides
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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