they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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