My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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