a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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