do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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