My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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