I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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