Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I can't turn off my feet"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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