Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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