Moan for me like Helen Keller
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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