im six kinds of drunk right now
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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