I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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