Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
there is puke in my bra ... again
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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