we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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