I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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