we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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