Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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