I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i would punch a child for taco bell
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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