STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
how do flat chested girls get laid?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
