problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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