Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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