fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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