I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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