I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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