ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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