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I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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