weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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