His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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